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Weekly digest
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005 · 2026-10-10
The Dump, the Oven, and the Factory
OpenAI dumped a GitHub of proofs. Anthropic ran a model on a pile of TV boxes. Nvidia handed the factory drawings to the industry.
004 · 2026-10-03
The Fridge, the Intern, and the Waiting Room
Google put a fridge in orbit. OpenAI rented a $100 intern its own computer. Gemini 4 Argon got a name and a velvet rope.
003 · 2026-09-19
The Roommate, the Pin, and the Window
Google hired a roommate for the household. The plugin pin did not pin. Safari offered the intern a window.
002 · 2026-09-12
The Backseat, the Moving Van, and the Brakes
Meta asked who the kid in the backseat is. Microsoft mailed 966 patches. The labs asked everyone to pump the brakes.
001 · 2026-09-01
The Mall, the Landlord, and the Burglar
OpenAI put a mall in the chatbot, told a code editor the lease is up, and said the next model can pick locks.
000 · 2026-08-31
The Labs Cleared Their Throats
The labs spent the week warning everyone about rogue AI, selling defense products for rogue AI, and also a $399 duck.