The Clipboard

Weekly digest

The appointment

Three stories. Lunch-break length.

001 · 2026-09-01 · keeper

The Mall, the Landlord, and the Burglar

OpenAI put a mall in the chatbot, told a code editor the lease is up, and said the next model can pick locks.

000 · 2026-08-31 · keeper

The Labs Cleared Their Throats

The labs spent the week warning everyone about rogue AI, selling defense products for rogue AI, and also a $399 duck.